Career Opportunities

So, what do you wanna' do when you leave school asked the smug faced careers adviser? Little Jimmy Stevenson continued to rock back and forth in the grey plastic chair before mumbling "I want to pluck Wilfred Brambell's chin" The adviser who was aptly named Mr Snide gasped and turned a shade of red I've never seen before. "What! are you out of your mind boy!"
"Am I not smart enough, then?" Jimmy asked with a puzzled expression plastered all over his pimply face. "Mr Brambell's been dead for thirty years and as well you know deer boy!" retorted the adviser. "Well can't we dig him up or something?" pleaded Jimmy. "Oh for heavens sake! I've heard it all now! you come in here with your belly full of vimto making such ridiculous demands. Tell me deer boy... are you well in the mind?"

Prannocking About

Eagle-eyed web whores beware. Pale Prannock has escaped from his underground layer.